Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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