Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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