Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Your cock deserves a montage
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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