Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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