Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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