Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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