Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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