Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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