You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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