I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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