Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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