weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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