Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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