Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
And then he peed in my hair
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