Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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