Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
How's work?
Spinning.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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