I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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