So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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