and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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