I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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