I feel like abortions should bother me more
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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