Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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