That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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