You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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