And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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