Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Can I color on your dick again?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Randomize
