You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
that may or may not have been my penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
