It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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