i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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