what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He felt like a one man threesome
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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