she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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