wat bout pragnant strippers??
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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