No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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