I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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