My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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