come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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