So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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