this beer tastes like vomit already
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it glows. i had to have it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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