doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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