..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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