idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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