the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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