Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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