pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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