So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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