I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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