At least make sure they are 18
Why
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
