Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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