I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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