I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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