he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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