idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
COCAINE IS GR8
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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