google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Randomize
