Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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