morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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