He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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