I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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