i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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