going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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